• Wretch - WARRIORS

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    WARRIORS

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    There's an unwritten rule that I rarely follow here in Cleveland. That rule is that if a band is from Cleveland, I'm supposed to write all glowing things or else be called a hater by the local community. It's sad that it's like that, but the truth is what it is. For years I've lived with that stigma, to the point

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  • Machine Head - BLOODSTONE & DIAMONDS

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    BLOODSTONE & DIAMONDS

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    What happened to Machine Head really is a crime. Unfortunately for them, it's a crime they perpetrated upon themselves. With a mistake so many made in their youth, this band singlehandedly torpedoed themselves from ascending to the heights in metal held by only the select few like Metallica and Megadeth before them. After THE MORE THINGS CHANGE came

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  • Nashville Outlaws - TRIBUTE TO MOTLEY CRUE

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    A TRIBUTE TO MOTLEY CRUE

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    With the music industry pretty much dead anymore, nothing really comes off as shocking. After all, you have very desperate companies trying to hang on and make money from an industry that has about as much relevance today as the typewriter ribbon makers of the world still do. The current trend for the last half decade

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  • Texas Hippie Coalition - RIDE ON

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    RIDE ON

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    I tell this story often, but it's one of my favorites of the past year. I had the chance to interview the Texas Hippie Coalition earlier this year at Rock On The Range in Columbus, Ohio. I was in a small tent with a bunch of photographers. The tent was fairly quiet really, as the much bigger adjacent

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  • Sammy Hagar - LITE ROAST

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    LITE ROAST

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    I get it. You are Sammy Hagar. You've seen huge success in virtually every world you've entered. In music, he was the main focus of Montrose. He parlayed that into a very successful solo career. That wasn't enough, so he joined the world's largest band at the time (Van Halen), and took them to commercial heights that even they

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  • Cavalera Conspiracy - PANDEMONIUM

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    There's always good news and bad news whenever Max Cavalera gets busy with new music. The good is that you get a whole lot of new music, seemingly all in a very short time. The bad news is it's generally spotty at best, because he simply writes and releases too much music at the same time. His band Soulfly released

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  • Slipknot - .5 THE GRAY MATTER

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    .5 THE GRAY MATTER

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    With a ton of speculation and even more wonderment on this band's ability to continue on without founding members Paul Gray and Joey Jordison, Slipknot has returned after far too long of a layoff with .5 THE GRAY MATTER. I've listened to this release multiple times a day for the last week or so that I've had it,

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  • Opeth - PALE COMMUNION

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    PALE COMMUNION

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    Opeth simply fails as a band, at least to me. While I'll admit to never fully understanding the amazement and awe so many have for this band, I've appreciated them from afar. I've listened, and I've at least wrapped my head around what they were trying to do. Their fusing of death metal with progressive elements always made for an

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  • Cannibal Corpse - A SKELETAL DOMAIN

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    So really, what does anyone expect when you get a Cannibal Corpse release handed to you? Ballads, love songs and fun? Not hardly. There's an expectation of severe brutality which the band delivers time and time again. Certainly, it comes with different levels of acceptance to one's ears, but ultimately the only thing that matters if it says

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  • Exodus - BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT

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    Unless you call Testament a "thrash band" (which I don't personally), Exodus would rank as my favorite true Thrash band of all time. They have had good times and bad. Occasionally, like on FABULOUS DISASTER, they have misstepped along the way. But overall, they are one of the true powerhouses in the history of thrash metal. Since 2004

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  • Mr. Big - ...THE STORIES WE COULD TELL

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    As a fan of Mr. Big, I can't honestly say that many people thought that their reunion was much more than a cash grab opportunity for the guys in the band who, while immensely talented, failed to find solo success to match their collaborative efforts. It was never a question of if they could still play.

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Dream Theater - DREAM THEATER

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DREAM THEATER

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...and once again I prepare for the argument that I always have when writing a review of a new Dream Theater release. It's the argument that I always make, and that every one of you musicians out there that worship this band always fight me tooth and nail on. That argument is simple - that Dream Theater are the most talented, and yet most undisciplined band in the history of recorded music. There is no person in their right mind that will say that they aren't a collection of some of the most talented virtuoso performers on the planet. With all their talent though, they are simply not disciplined enough to write songs that aren't bloated, pompous and designed to be more of a showcase of their musicianship than to creating something instantly memorable to anyone but their hardcore fans. There's a reason that casual fans don't know that they ever had another song after "Pull Me Under" - it's the lack of discipline in their songwriting to write concise, brilliant songs. They have brilliant performances all over each and every release, but few brilliant songs. I'd argue that Mr. Big was a much better band. They are a band of equal talent individually, but were also a band that honed their individual talents to create a lot more memorable songs. Let the hatred begin!

So, after what was a really solid effort with A DRAMATIC TURN OF EVENTS, Dream Theater falls backwards with their new, self-titled effort. Like always, there are some big, lush songs here. The slow moving ballad "The Bigger Picture" is an absolutely grand song that could act as the soundtrack to a very long movie preview. While I will give them some credit for shortening up most of the songs (with only 1 tune breaking the 8 minute mark), the band once again spend far too much time noodling around instead of creating anything that's easy to grasp. I get it...that's their thing. They want people to dig deep into the tunes to fully "get" what they are doing. I also get that I'm not one of those guys. There's too much other music out there that's more fun and doesn't require months of dissection to appreciate. While I can listen to a song like "Enigma Machine" and appreciate the brilliant performances from guitarist John Petrucci, drummer Mike Mangini, keyboardist Jordan Rudess and bassist John Myung, none of it is peripherally memorable at all. In fact, listening to DREAM THEATER, the only instantly memorable part of the entire experience is the somewhat simple and raw guitar lead from Petrucci on "Behind The Veil". As for the rest of the material, it just doesn't stick at all. Maybe I'm just too dumb to get it.

I know this though. I'm not too dumb to understand the complete and totally useless experience that ends this release - the over 22 minute long opus called "Illumination Theory". There's never, ever a need for a song this long, and the reality is that it's not one song. It's three or four fused together. Again, it's that lack of discipline I was talking about.

PITRIFF RATING - 60/100 - I get that this is what Dream Theater does, and I get that it's just not my thing. I appreciate the talent of the musicians in the band. Even trying to judge this against their past catalog though, it's a letdown. It's certainly not as good as A DRAMATIC TURN OF EVENTS. It's certainly not as good as TRAIN OF THOUGHT, or even SYSTEMATIC CHAOS. It's closer to BLACK CLOUDS & SILVER LININGS in my book, and that isn't great. If you are a hardcore, you'll add 40 to my score anyway and claim it as perfect, just like the rest of their catalog. To me though, DREAM THEATER is fairly blah.

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