• Slipknot - .5 THE GRAY MATTER

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    With a ton of speculation and even more wonderment on this band's ability to continue on without founding members Paul Gray and Joey Jordison, Slipknot has returned after far too long of a layoff with .5 THE GRAY MATTER. I've listened to this release multiple times a day for the last week or so that I've had it,

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  • Opeth - PALE COMMUNION

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    PALE COMMUNION

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    Opeth simply fails as a band, at least to me. While I'll admit to never fully understanding the amazement and awe so many have for this band, I've appreciated them from afar. I've listened, and I've at least wrapped my head around what they were trying to do. Their fusing of death metal with progressive elements always made for an

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  • Cannibal Corpse - A SKELETAL DOMAIN

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    So really, what does anyone expect when you get a Cannibal Corpse release handed to you? Ballads, love songs and fun? Not hardly. There's an expectation of severe brutality which the band delivers time and time again. Certainly, it comes with different levels of acceptance to one's ears, but ultimately the only thing that matters if it says

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  • Exodus - BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT

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    Unless you call Testament a "thrash band" (which I don't personally), Exodus would rank as my favorite true Thrash band of all time. They have had good times and bad. Occasionally, like on FABULOUS DISASTER, they have misstepped along the way. But overall, they are one of the true powerhouses in the history of thrash metal. Since 2004

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  • Mr. Big - ...THE STORIES WE COULD TELL

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    As a fan of Mr. Big, I can't honestly say that many people thought that their reunion was much more than a cash grab opportunity for the guys in the band who, while immensely talented, failed to find solo success to match their collaborative efforts. It was never a question of if they could still play.

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  • Slash - WORLD ON FIRE

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    Hey Gene Simmons. The corpse of rock n' roll just had a baby. That baby is not an average baby at all. That baby was not stillborn, but came out kicking and screaming with an intensity rarely seen. This baby is destined for greatness. This infant is out to prove you wrong. While your days of spitting fire and

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  • Davey Suicide - WORLDWIDE SUICIDE

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    I had the pleasure of working directly with Davey Suicide as he prepped his debut release a few years ago for release. I got to work with him on some promotional stuff, some publicity stuff, his website and a lot more of that kind of stuff. In that work, I quickly found him to be far more than the

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  • Ministry - LAST TANGLE IN PARIS

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    Al Jourgensen of Ministry has been threatening to take his ball and go home for a long time now. Quite frankly, I'm not sure I believe that he'll ever retire. Every time he says he's retiring, he seems to come right back with more music that's stronger, meaner and just better than anything in his past. Being quite

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  • Kix - ROCK YOUR FACE OFF

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    Kix might just be the last of the '80's bands to release new material. By now, it seems like everybody else you could name from the glory days of yesteryear has made a stab at making music in the new millennium. Of course, a lot of them, we wish they hadn't, and just left us to our misty-eyed

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Hydrogyn - PRIVATE SESSIONS

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PRIVATE SESSIONS

It's interesting to follow the progress, or lack thereof, that some bands make.  Since 2004, Hydrogyn has been a band that has tried to market the hotness of their frontwoman Julie Westlake, hoping that it would overshadow their ultimately boring and clandestine music.  Album after album, there's been nothing but photos and videos of Westlake to promote the band, and nothing behind it musically to fully capture any interest her looks might have enticed.  By contrast, a band like Benedictum is also fronted by an appealing woman named Veronica Freeman, and yet the focus with them is always on the tunes and not Freeman's looks.  Not surprisingly, they are a lot farther along, respected and known than Hydrogyn.

The reality though is it doesn't matter what this band does with their imagery, because the tunes are not there now and really haven't been there from the start.  PRIVATE SESSIONS is everything that Lacuna Coil or Evanescence would be if they were trying to record something to solve insomnia.  This is a snorefest of a release - boring in every aspect of its delivery.  Songs like "I Don't Know How" are just flat out boring.  As a vocalist, Westlake has a very clean voice like Amy Lee, but she just doesn't have the delivery to give her voice any life at all.  Listening to songs like "Scream" just leaves you bored and wishing the song would hurry up and end so the next song can start.  Unfortunately, each song following has the same effect thanks to Westlake's dynamic, yet lifeless voice.  She's like a cardboard cutout - there's so little feeling to her voice that you just end up bored.

Westlake is not the problem though.  While her vocals are not all that interesting, that factor is magnified by dull musicianship backing her.  Husband and guitarist Jeff Westlake has seemingly declined a bit in his playing.  Previous albums found his guitar playing to be far more dynamic and full.  That's not to say it's all bad.  His riff  on "Creeper" is pretty robust and rocking.  That said though, there's not a ton of dynamic energy coming from Jeff, drummer Joe Migs and bassist Chris Sammons throughout the entire disc.

PITRIFF RATING - 31/100 - Dull musicianship and subpar songs plague PRIVATE SESSIONS from Hydrogyn.  It's been almost a decade and this band has failed to capture much of an audience.  Maybe it's time they accept it.  Maybe not...I don't know.  Whatever they do in the future, it won't be impacted on positively by what they've done now.  PRIVATE SESSIONS is a great listen on those nights when you can't get to sleep.  It'll get you over that...quick!

Chris Akin



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