• Kix - ROCK YOUR FACE OFF

    Image: Kix, Rock Your Face Off, Classic Metal, Pitriff, Review Kix
    ROCK YOUR FACE OFF

    CD
    MP3

    Kix might just be the last of the '80's bands to release new material. By now, it seems like everybody else you could name from the glory days of yesteryear has made a stab at making music in the new millennium. Of course, a lot of them, we wish they hadn't, and just left us to our misty-eyed

    Read More
  • Evergrey - HYMNS FOR THE BROKEN

    Image: Evergrey, Hymns For The Broken, Review, Progressive Metal Evergrey
    HYMNS FOR THE BROKEN

    CD
    MP3

    In the world of progressive metal, there are exactly 2 bands which I worship. Those bands are Symphony X and Evergrey. Both bands are immensely talented, feature incredible musicianship, and come full of great lyrical and musical representations that tell amazing stories to the listeners. Following their last release GLORIOUS COLLISION, it really seemed like Evergrey may have

    Read More
  • Ace Frehley - SPACE INVADER

    Image: Ace Frehley, Space Invader, Pitriff, Classic Metal, Reviews Ace Frehley
    SPACE INVADER

    CD
    MP3

    Am I the only one that is tired of not only Ace Frehley, but all members of Kiss past and present? Since they were nominated for the ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF CORPORATE, it has been a steady stream of nonsense, bickering, anger, hurt feelings and now emotional trauma. It's over already. Get over it. It's 2014. Kiss is

    Read More
  • Blackberry Smoke - LEAVE A SCAR

    Image: Blackberry Smoke, Leave A Scar, Pitriff, Review, Rock Blackberry Smoke
    LEAVE A SCAR - LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA

    CD
    MP3

    Right up front, Blackberry Smoke is not a metal band. They are a southern-rock band, in the classic, original sense. These days, the term "southern rock" has been applied to everybody from Black Stone Cherry to Nashville Pussy to Crowbar, all sounds that would be alien and extreme in the days of Skynyrd and

    Read More
  • Skid Row - UNITED WORLD REBELLION, CHAPTER 2

    Image: Skid Row, United World Rebellion Chapter 2, Pitriff, Classic Metal, Review Skid Row
    UNITED WORLD REBELLION, CHAPTER 2

    CD
    MP3

    Part two of the three part Skid Row series known as UNITED WORLD REBELLION has been unleashed. Dubbed as RISE OF THE DAMNATION ARMY, UWR2 picks up where the first EP left off. There's simple math here. Over the course of these two EPs you have 14 songs. If you put the two together, you've got

    Read More
  • Downset - ONE BLOOD

    Image: Downset, One Blood, Pitriff, Review Downset
    ONE BLOOD

    CD
    MP3

    As a fan of Downset, I wasn't really surprised when the band split up in 2009. They claimed that "the band has run it's course". As a fan, I believe that. They definitely had a huge influence on a lot of the bigger nu-metal bands of the 2000s. Certainly, anyone that heard releases like DO WE SPEAK A DEAD LANGUAGE

    Read More
  • Madball - HARDCORE LIVES

    Image: Pitriff, Madball, Hardcore Lives, Pitriff, Harcore Madball
    HARDCORE LIVES

    CD
    MP3

    As a total fan of hardcore metal, it's a genre that doesn't always make a lot of sense. Certainly, there's no real questioning why a band like Agnostic Front is the "Black Sabbath" of the genre. Equally, it's not much of a surprise that Biohazard was so well regarded as they broke the style into the mainstream with the big

    Read More
  • Accept - BLIND RAGE

    Image: Accept, Blind Rage, Pitriff, Clasic Metal, Review Accept
    BLIND RAGE

    CD
    MP3

    Accept continue to rage on. Since his debut with the band, it's as clear as can be that vocalist Mark Tornillo has completely revitalized this band. His first two discs with the band, BLOOD OF THE NATIONS and STALINGRAD, were both masterpieces that sit near the top of the Accept catalog...regardless of who the singer is. This is not to

    Read More
  • John Garcia - JOHN GARCIA

    Image: John Garcia, John Garcia, review, stoner metal, review, pitriff John Garcia
    JOHN GARCIA

    CD
    VINYL

    For many of you, the name John Garcia doesn't mean a whole lot. I get that. For some of us - people that have long loved the world of Stoner Rock and Metal, John Garcia is every bit the musical God that people like Ronnie James Dio, Rob Halford and Bruce Dickinson are in the world of "classic metal". With

    Read More
  • Godsmack - 1000HP

    Image: Godsmack, 1000hp, review, pitriff, modern metal Godsmack
    1000HP

    CD
    MP3

    I must be getting old, because recently, I've noticed my attitude softening toward the dreaded "nu-metal" bands of fifteen years ago. Maybe it's just nostalgia for what I now perceive (incorrectly, I'm sure) as a simpler time, but the burnout and disinterest I felt circa 2002, the year I quit seriously listening to mainstream rock radio has mellowed of late. Don't

    Read More
  • Wovenwar - WOVENWAR

    Image: Wovenwar, Pitriff, CD Review, Modern Metal Wovenwar
    WOVENWAR

    CD
    MP3

    More singers should try to have their wives killed if the resulting project to come from that nightmare sounds like Wovenwar. Holy shit is this project great! Being perfectly honest, I wasn't much of an As I Lay Dying fan, so hearing that the surviving members were forming a new project and carrying on with a new singer and new name

    Read More
  • Overkill - WHITE DEVIL ARMORY

    Image: Overkill, White Devil Armory, Pitriff, Review, Thrash Metal

    Overkill
    WHITE DEVIL ARMORY

    CD
    MP3

    Holy shit! Who saw this coming? In an astonishing detour off the band's well-trampled musical path. Their latest album ventures into heretofore uncharted territories, embracing such unexpected sonic offshoots as Eastern-tinged black metal, polka-dotted folk-metal, and, in what is sure to be a harbinger of trends to come, Tuvan throat-singing.

    Nah, just fuckin' with you to see if you

    Read More
  • Fozzy - DO YOU WANNA START A WAR

    Image: Fozzy, Do You Wanna Start A War, Pitriff, Modern Metal, Review Fozzy
    DO YOU WANNA START A WAR

    CD
    MP3

    All the stars are aligned for me to be an absolute worshipper of Fozzy. And yet, I'm just not. It's not that I don't want to be. I'm a huge fan of the WWE, which is where Chris Jericho calls home professionally at least part of the time. To that fact, I'm a fan of Chris

    Read More
  • Goatwhore - Constricting Rage Of The Merciless

    Image: Goatwhore, pitriff, review, death metal Goatwhore
    CONSTRICTING RAGE OF THE MERCILESS

    MP3
    CD

    Here's one for the stout of heart and strong of neck: New Orleans's Goatwhore have just barfed up their sixth album, and if you liked the last few releases, Constricting Rage of the Merciless is sure to appease your charred heart. If you haven't been following along, Goatwhore is sort of a supergroup, if having members of

    Read More
  • Blues Pills - BLUES PILLS

    Image: Blues Pills, Blues Pills, Stoner Rock, Pitriff Blues Pills
    BLUES PILLS

    CD
    MP3

    It's not a secret that this whole retro movement in the worlds of Hard Rock and Heavy Metal has been an absolutely God sent for my musical palette. For so many years now, probably 20 or more, the ONLY band I've had to hold onto when I wanted new music from a band who's influences were steeped into the

    Read More
  • Unbreakable - KNOCKOUT

    Image: unbreakable, knockout, review, classic metal, pitriff Unbreakable
    KNOCKOUT

    CD
    MP3

    Retro has become in these days, and there are more and more bands creeping up that have harkened their sound back to a time that left well over 30 years ago. The last 2 years have seen an influx of bands reaching back to the '70s. Bands like Blues Pills, Vista Chino, Scorpion Child and Rival Sons have all emerged with

    Read More
  • The Treatment - RUNNING WITH THE DOGS

    Image: The Treatment, Running With The Dogs, Pitriff, Classic Metal, Review The Treatment
    RUNNING WITH THE DOGS

    CD
    MP3

    Admit it: you've just about given up on England when it comes to producing quality rock 'n' roll. The land that brought us the Beatles, the Stones, Zeppelin, and of course the revered NWOBHM--in the past twenty-five years, what have they given us? The Wildhearts? Come on. The Darkness? Come the fuck on!

    The Treatment are a

    Read More
  • Arch Enemy - WAR ETERNAL

    Image: Arch Enemy, War Eternal, review, death metal, kip massey, pitriff Arch Enemy
    WAR ETERNAL

    The big story surrounding Arch Enemy's ninth studio album is that the band has done the impossible. They replaced their lead singer calmly, quietly, and without anybody knowing about it until it was already done—and somehow didn't miss a beat in the process. It's hard enough to replace a singer just once, but Arch Enemy has done it twice, and while

    Read More
  • California Breed - CALIFORNIA BREED

    Image: California Breed, Pitriff, Non Metal, Review California Breed
    CALIFORNIA BREED

    CD
    MP3

    It definitely sucks when you watch a band that you are REALLY a fan of implode. For me, that's just what I had to do with Black Country Communion. As the band that I think a lot of people compared head to head with Sammy Hagar's supergroup Chickenfoot, BCC stormed out quickly and recorded three tremendous releases. Still, as

    Read More
  • MuckRaker - KARMAGEDDON

    Image: Karmagaddon, Muckraker, Pitriff, Stoner Metal, Review MuckRaker
    KARMAGEDDON

    MP3
    CD

    One of the hardest things I'm tasked to do when reviewing bands is to look past the individual history of the members when a new project pops up. Many times, you really can't help but to think about a guy's past work in another band. That's especially true when the guy is the singer. MuckRaker is one of those bands for

    Read More
  • Judas Priest - REDEEMER OF SOULS

    judas priest, redeemer of souls, power metal Judas Priest
    REDEEMER OF SOULS

    CD
    MP3

    Judas Priest has a lot to atone for in the eyes of all fans except for Jim "Nostradamus" Bartek. Given the fact that Bartek's 524 day listening streak to NOSTRADAMUS probably doubled the count of the rest of the Priest fanbase combined, it's clear that the once Mighty Priest needed to do something very, very metal this time

    Read More
  • Quiet Riot - 10

    Image: Quiet Riot, Jizzy Pearl, 10, Pitriff, reviews Quiet Riot
    10

    MP3
    CD

    I'm generally excited when Jizzy Pearl fronts any band. He's one of my favorite singers out there from the classic metal era; a distinct sounding guy who has proven to be a chameleon while maintaining a sound there is no mistaking. Jizzy joining Quiet Riot was a welcome thought to me, personally. While I've never been a huge Quiet Riot

    Read More
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • 11
  • 12
  • 13
  • 14
  • 15
  • 16
  • 17
  • 18
  • 19
  • 20
  • 21
  • 22

Tesla - SIMPLICITY

Image: Tesla, Simplicity, classic metal, review, pitriffTesla
SIMPLICITY

MP3
CD

Even as a fan of Tesla, it's not hard to look at the band and find them to be somewhat less than energetic when it comes to putting out new music. They've now come forth with just their 7th studio album of new material since 1986. Let's be honest here, folks...that's not a lot of material over a VERY LONG period of time. Still, where they lack in over-productivity, they have always made up for it in quality. While fans and casual listeners may not love everything the band has done, there's really not a release in those seven where you go, "what in the fuck is this". To the contrary, when Tesla does decide to release a new disc, it generally comes with a certain certainty of what the listening experience will be. While SIMPLICITY has been beaten up a bit for being slower and lacking of the faster rock tunes of the past, I might argue that it's the closest to what this band has always wanted to be. A seriously strong release that fuses all the greatness of rock's history with that "Tesla vibe", SIMPLICITY is one of the stronger releases in the first half of 2014.

To agree with a lot of the critics that have given SIMPLICITY a bad time, it is slower than pretty much anything Tesla has ever done in the studio. There's a few songs, like "Richocet", that have a bit of that electricity and power the band is known for, but they are few and far between. That's not what they were going for here. Throughout their career, Tesla has always had a litany of mid-tempo songs and ballads that were the soul of the band. On SIMPLICITY, that's most of the release. Songs like "Honestly" are about as deeply emotional and honest as anything the band has ever release. Vocalist Jeff Keith's lyrics let you into his feeling of loss for his own needs as he battles the fact that he's too willing to help others...even at his own expense. It's a moving song, and one that we can all relate to at one time or another in our lives. Other songs, like "Cross My Heart" are EXACTLY the kind of song that Tesla fans like. This one is a fun song that's almost certainly going to be a big hit in the live setting for the band. This is another slow song, but just has that "let's all raise our drinks and party a bit" vibe to it. In short, it's a mature party song for a mature band with now maturing fans. It's a perfect fit for the band.

When they do bring the rock, it's almost a countrified version. Maybe that's due to Keith's second career as a country singer, but whatever the reason, it does work for Tesla. Songs like "Flip Side" are fun and interesting, and feature some cool guitar work from the always solid Frank Hannon and Dave Rude. The mixing of acoustic guitar with powerful riffs in the bridges and choruses just works on this song.

PITRIFF RATING - 96/100 - I'm sure people will argue this is rated way to high, and that's fine. With Tesla, one of the unfortunate aspects of the last two releases (INTO THE NOW and FOREVERMORE) was that they wore out and didn't have enough substance to become staples in the longer term. SIMPLICITY reminds me a lot of the material on albums like BUST A NUT that even after 20 years I still visit regularly. Songs like "Shine Away" or "Mama's Fool" that have just never gotten old. Casual fans will almost certainly not get SIMPLICITY, but for the harder core fans of the band, this might be one that stays in your mind for years to come. It's just got that kind of vibe all over it.

Chris Akin

 

Image: Tesla, Simplicity, Review, Classic MetalTesla
SIMPLICITY

Once upon a time, there was a pretty cool rock band called Tesla, who sang a song eagerly forecasting a "change in the weather." They were the younger generation, singer Jeff Keith asserted, and they had come to face the day. And how sweet it would be when that day finally came. They didn't have to wait long, as it turned out. Even as 1991's masterpiece Psychotic Supper was still on the charts, the mainstreaming of hip-hop, the rise of alternative rock, and the new popularity of "young country" for people who didn't like either of the above, all worked together to ring in what was to be a fairly strange, fairly shitty decade. Especially for Tesla.

Now it's 2014, and on their seventh studio album, Simplicity, Tesla are rethinking their stance on all that change, and have decided they wanna go back. To that end, they've produced an intentionally raw, unpolished release, stripping away all the modern trappings of their 2004 comeback Into The Now, and even dispensing with the singing/playing-through-a-phone sounds heard on 2008's Forever More (a recording technique commonly known as the Fucky Effect.) This is just five guys in a room, jamming on guitars tuned at or near E-standard and plugged straight into amps, and occasionally somebody pounding on the piano in the corner. In this way, Tesla weren't bullshitting when they said they were taking it back to their roots.

But of course, you can never REALLY go back. So, if you were still expecting Mechanical Resonance II, you really haven't been reading the writing on the wall.

Simplicity begins with the sound of a vinyl record spinning, or possibly milk being poured into a bowl of Rice Krispies. Then the album's de facto title track, "MP3" kicks off with what sounds like a promising opening, one where you can just tel it's going to explode into a nice, head-banging groove ... except it doesn't. The song is stuck in first gear, as Uncle Jeff pines for the days of yore, when families ate dinner together and then gathered around the Victrola in the parlor. Or some damn thing. I'm being a smartass here, sort of, and there's a point to be made about society's overreliance on technology having some disturbing side-effects. But "MP3" is just a bad way to start off a record, and unfortunately, it sets the tone both thematically and musically.

It's not so much that Simplicity is a slow record. You could see that coming, as Tesla's albums have been steadily decelerating since 1994's Bust A Nut, and as the band has frequently shown throughout its career, slow can be very, very good. Here, however, slow proves more often to be one big bore. That's partly Jeff Keith's fault, as he croaks out lyrics that are often as predictable as a Hallmark card, one painful syllable at a time. A good example is the album's second track, 'Ricochet," where, after another slow-building intro, we finally get that fist-pumping riff we waited for through the entire first song. And then the vocals start. I'll give you the first line, you fill in the blanks:

"Me and the boys've got a rock 'n' roll band From town to town, playin' __________

So call your friends and get down to the show

The crew got it ready for __________

Rollin' down the tracks on a runaway train

Movin' so fast, enough to __________

So here we are, we're back again

With a brand-new record all ready to __________

We love our fans, wanna make 'em proud

So start that amp and __________

Seriously, what's supposed to be a fun crowd-pleaser ends up coming off totally pandering and embarrassing, and this is the case with most of the handful of uptempo tracks on the album. Want to play another round? Try these, from the fot-stomping, slide-guitar-laced "Flip Side!":

My mama always told me since the day I was born

She said "we're all right, it's the world that's __________"

So now I'm thinkin' I wanna __________

I wrote down the words so everyone can __________

Having fun yet? Even when the songs are pleasing to the ear, the lyrics make you feel dumber for listening. Like on "Cross My Heart," a cool boogie (at half-speed, but still) spiced up with honky-tonk piano. And then Jeff starts warbling, reassuring his chick he's not fucking around on the road. AAAAWWWWWW!

I'm trying to be fair about the whole thing. And Simplicity does have its moments. "So Divine..." is a nice semi-ballad, always one of the band's stronger suits, with Stryper-y is-he-singing-about-Jesus lyrics. "Break Of Dawn" is a more successful rehash of "Ricichet" with a heavy grind. "Other Than Me" and "Burnout To Fade" are good, melancholy songs, but after a while, and crammed in with similar songs like "Honestly" and "Life Is A River," the whole heart-on-sleeve trip gets tiresome. I mean, how many more times do we need to hear Jeff Keith remind us that he's just a simple man doing the best he can, reflecting on his checkered past?

There's one more heavy song, in the form of "Time Bomb." The lyrics to this one seem like an attempt at a new Tea Party sing-along, complete with a call to "load up your guns" that I'm sure is figurative. It's a different kind of rallying cry from past power-to-the-people numbers like "Solution" or "Action Talks." But still, and not before Jeff fakes an orgasm halfway through, Frank Hannon and Dave "The New Guy" Rude rip it up to end the song, "Cumin' Atcha Live"-style. And then it's more "circle time" with the album closer "'Til That Day," Tesla On Parenting, with piano accompaniment, and Jeff doing that godawful voice-cracking-on-purpose thing he does now.

PITRIFF RATING - 60/100 – Look, don't get me wrong. I'm a huge Tesla fan, and have been since the Great Radio Controversy days as a kid. Their music has been a big part of my life, good and bad. Maybe I hold them to a higher standard than I do other bands because of that, but I find myself increasingly disappointed with, and disinterested in, the new-millennium incarnation of the band. The last great thing these guys produced, either as a group or on their own, was Jeff Keith and Tommy Skeoch's Bar 7 project, circa 2000. Like the previous two albums, Simplicity has its good points, but you have to ignore more and more cringe-worthy lyrics to enjoy them, plus deal with Jeff's smoke- and coke-ravaged voice. Even then, the best songs here still aren't as good as the worst ones on Bust A Nut, or any of the band's pre-breakup albums. And yes, there's the tempo issue. It's one downcast trudge of a release for the most part. They could have gotten a cheap five or ten more points from me by including last year's single "Taste My Pain" which showed some real piss and vinegar. As it stands, I feel like all the glowing accolades I see this disc receiving are more because people have such respect and reverence for the name Tesla, and not so much because it's such a great listen. It's not. Sorry.

Doghouse Reilly

Image: Cause/Effect Metallica, Chris Akin

A look at one of the most polarizing, iconic and best selling albums of all time from author, rock critic and shock jock radio host Chris Akin.

CLICK HERE to learn more about CAUSE/EFFECT: METALLICA.

Buy Now:  Paperback    Digital

Image: Little Victories, Book, Chris Akin

The shockingly honest and emotional first book from radio personality and rock critic Chris Akin.

CLICK HERE to learn more about LITTLE VICTORIES.

Buy Now:  Paperback     Digital

Read Reviews and Excerpts from LITTLE VICTORIES: A TALE OF DIVORCE, DEBAUCHERY AND FINDING HAPPINESS HERE!

Available January 13th in Paperback and Digital Formats on Amazon and iTunes.

 Image: Keel, pitriff, heavy metal, news, reviews, interviews

Want Streets Of Rock N' Roll Radio On Your Phone - CLICK HERE To Download The New App