• Slipknot - .5 THE GRAY MATTER

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    With a ton of speculation and even more wonderment on this band's ability to continue on without founding members Paul Gray and Joey Jordison, Slipknot has returned after far too long of a layoff with .5 THE GRAY MATTER. I've listened to this release multiple times a day for the last week or so that I've had it,

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  • Opeth - PALE COMMUNION

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    Opeth simply fails as a band, at least to me. While I'll admit to never fully understanding the amazement and awe so many have for this band, I've appreciated them from afar. I've listened, and I've at least wrapped my head around what they were trying to do. Their fusing of death metal with progressive elements always made for an

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  • Cannibal Corpse - A SKELETAL DOMAIN

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    So really, what does anyone expect when you get a Cannibal Corpse release handed to you? Ballads, love songs and fun? Not hardly. There's an expectation of severe brutality which the band delivers time and time again. Certainly, it comes with different levels of acceptance to one's ears, but ultimately the only thing that matters if it says

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  • Exodus - BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT

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    Unless you call Testament a "thrash band" (which I don't personally), Exodus would rank as my favorite true Thrash band of all time. They have had good times and bad. Occasionally, like on FABULOUS DISASTER, they have misstepped along the way. But overall, they are one of the true powerhouses in the history of thrash metal. Since 2004

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  • Mr. Big - ...THE STORIES WE COULD TELL

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    As a fan of Mr. Big, I can't honestly say that many people thought that their reunion was much more than a cash grab opportunity for the guys in the band who, while immensely talented, failed to find solo success to match their collaborative efforts. It was never a question of if they could still play.

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  • Slash - WORLD ON FIRE

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    Hey Gene Simmons. The corpse of rock n' roll just had a baby. That baby is not an average baby at all. That baby was not stillborn, but came out kicking and screaming with an intensity rarely seen. This baby is destined for greatness. This infant is out to prove you wrong. While your days of spitting fire and

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  • Davey Suicide - WORLDWIDE SUICIDE

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    I had the pleasure of working directly with Davey Suicide as he prepped his debut release a few years ago for release. I got to work with him on some promotional stuff, some publicity stuff, his website and a lot more of that kind of stuff. In that work, I quickly found him to be far more than the

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  • Ministry - LAST TANGLE IN PARIS

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    Al Jourgensen of Ministry has been threatening to take his ball and go home for a long time now. Quite frankly, I'm not sure I believe that he'll ever retire. Every time he says he's retiring, he seems to come right back with more music that's stronger, meaner and just better than anything in his past. Being quite

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  • Kix - ROCK YOUR FACE OFF

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    Kix might just be the last of the '80's bands to release new material. By now, it seems like everybody else you could name from the glory days of yesteryear has made a stab at making music in the new millennium. Of course, a lot of them, we wish they hadn't, and just left us to our misty-eyed

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Michael Schenker's Temple Of Rock - BRIDGE THE GAP

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Michael Schenker is one of those guys where you either are 1000% in,or you really don't care at all about what he's doing. To me personally, I've just never understood the incredible amount of hype surrounding him. I get that he made a huge mark on the rock world with UFO and a somewhat less statement with Scorpions, but in the end, I can listen to either of those bands or anything since and really not hear anything earth shattering on guitar. Eddie Van Halen he's not. Still, there are tons of people that worship him, so good for him for finding such a strong allegiance.

Worshippers and us casual listeners pretty much agree though that his output since SAVE YOURSELF as McAuley Schenker Group has been, for the most part, fairly below average. There's been a few things that have been solid, but for the most part, Schenker has has 20 years of forgettable music. He's tried several different lineups to find a good combination, but he's never recaptured anything even close to the UFO or Scorpions days. I would imagine that, at least on some level, that's why he did this Temple Of Rock project with former Scorpions members Herman Rarebell and Francis Buchholz, as well as his long running bandmate Wayne Findlay of the MSG days. You have to think that he longed for recapturing that magic, at least on some level.

It's too bad that genie has long since found a new bottle to live in. While BRIDGE THE GAP is far better than a lot of Schenker's output for far too many years, it's a tedious listen that you quickly bore with as you make your way through the album. This is not to say that it doesn't have some good moments on it. "Rock And Roll Symphony" is one of the better songs that Schenker has done in a very long time; a fast song with a lot of energy and one of the more innovative, albeit simple, driving riffs Schenker has done in awhile. The same can be said about "Land Of Thunder", although it sounds remarkably similar to the aforementioned "Rock And Roll Symphony".

The problem though is so much of the rest of the release is just plain boring. Even the vocal skills of the largely underrated Doogie White can't save dullard tunes like "Too Live For The King". "Temple Of The Holy" tries to sound epic, but ends up plodding dully for what seems like a neverending 3 ½ minutes. As if that wasn't enough, "Shine On" follows the same formula, and fully ends any energy and emotion you might have had toward the disc.

PITRIFF RATING - 62/100 - Again, this is not the worst thing you will hear from the Schenker camp, but it's definitely one of the least memorable releases. Sad to say, but there's a lot of those. BRIDGE THE GAP is, hopefully, just that - a bridge between the abysmal IN THE MIDST OF BEAUTY or TEMPLE OF ROCK and something that resembles his glory days. At this moment though, it's little more than a crosswalk that I won't remember venturing across.

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